Oasis
Zack:
So what is Oasis? "Man this one looks like shit! Lets put it in Oasis" like what is this que?
Strangers
Me:
One time he said hi to me. I ignored him and he goes "I said HI!" and I told him "I don't talk to strangers!"
Amy:
This was when you were little?!
Me:
Fuck no, this was last year!
Douche
Lisa:
ok. How much douche could a douche bag douche. No. Wait. How much bag could a douche bag......DAMN IT!!!
Jennipher:
LMAO!!
Lisa:
okay....okay.... How much wood could a douche bag chuck.....DAMN IT!!!
Jennipher:
AHHHAHAHAHAHAA!
Lisa:
WAIT!!! I got it........DAMN IT!!!
Jennipher:
amazing
Lisa:
Ask your mom!!!!
Jennipher:
How much douche could a douche bag douche, if a douche bag could bag douche
Fun at work
Jennipher:
CHARLIE'S IN THE BUSHES
Lisa:
ummm. define 'bushes'.
Jennipher:
rotflmao the green shrubbery in yards or maybe in front of schools
Lisa:
okaaaay. Is there a court order against him being so close to schools?
Jennipher:
Fruit loop
Lisa:
.... it's not just for breakfast...
Jennipher:
nazi
Lisa:
hey! Tucan Sam is now offended!
Jennipher:
LOL why?
Lisa:
calling his favorite cereal nazi?
Jennipher:
AHHHHAHAHAA. I'm slow.
Lisa:
here. I'll type reeeaalll slooooow.
Jennipher:
easy lube
Lisa:
are we still talking about the creepy guy in the bushes????
Jennipher:
EW lol no
Lisa:
hey you brought it up!
Jennipher:
he said he knew you...odd thing too, he was wearing a clown suit
Lisa:
creeeeepy!
Jennipher:
i forgot what i really wanted to say..oh yeah, Im' being lazy
Lisa:
thanks for sharing...
Jennipher:
LOL you're welcome!
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
